A Dull Jade

"He that comes to Christ cannot, it is true, always get on as fast as he would. Poor coming soul, thou art like the man that would ride full gallop whose horse will hardly trot. Now the desire of his mind is not to be judged of by the slow pace of the dull jade he rides on, but by the hitching and kicking and spurring as he sits on his back. Thy flesh is like this dull jade, it will not gallop after Christ, it will be backward though thy soul and heaven lie at stake." -John Bunyan-

3.31.2010

A Number

Here is a quick true story.

Man at Java: Can I have an application?
Suemi: Sure. Here you go!
(Man at Java fills out application and returns it to Suemi)
Man at Java: Do you have a number?
Suemi: I don't give it out. I'm married.
Man at Java: Oh, I mean for the store.
Suemi: Oh, yeah. Here you go . . .

I love my wife.

3 comments:

While We Wait said...: That's awesome! I love your wife too. I'm sure her cheeks turned a nice shade of pink after that exchange! :) ~Jill; April 1, 2010 at 9:12 AM
Ben & Sarah said...: lol! I needed a laugh to end my day on. Thanks for sharing.; April 1, 2010 at 10:26 PM
the Philpots said...: Too funny!!!; April 18, 2010 at 11:22 PM

A Dull Jade

3.31.2010

A Number

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