Here is a quick true story.
Man at Java: Can I have an application?
Suemi: Sure. Here you go!
(Man at Java fills out application and returns it to Suemi)
Man at Java: Do you have a number?
Suemi: I don't give it out. I'm married.
Man at Java: Oh, I mean for the store.
Suemi: Oh, yeah. Here you go . . .
I love my wife.
